Late with a Coffee

Late with a Coffee is never on time. He always arrives after everyone else, coffee in hand, shirt slightly untucked, and no tie in sight. Nobody knows what he does all morning before work, but it clearly is not getting ready.

The name stuck after years of late arrivals and half-hearted excuses. He never seems bothered by it. In fact, he usually looks pleased with himself, right up until he starts chasing you through the office.